Dear Relative or Friend (You know who you are):
At this juncture in time I would like to pause from my normal routine of activities and extend this message to you. I hope you enjoy this holiday season, in particular Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus/Other. I would like to extend appropriate holiday wishes on this occasion. I further hope that your celebration is proper in accordance with tradition and carried out in a way fitting such a tradition. During this time of year I hope that we may all join together in non-offensive, completely sensitive gatherings. Perhaps we will be able to sing some politically correct songs of this time of the year.
With Regards:
Your Relative or Friend (Me)
You mean I can't say Chri*****? Who is offended by Chri*****?
You know, the ******* and the ******* and the atheists.
Time to be politically correct
I'm dreaming of a Caucasian Holiday.
2 comments:
lol.... oh Brad Paisley and his curmudgeonly friends
have i mentioned that i miss you lately?
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