Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Presidental Debates

A throw back to a few weeks back......


Welcome to tonight's debate, I'm your moderator... Old News Guy. Tonight both candidates have agreed to the following rules. I'll ask a question and the candidates will then respond by launching off into a rehearsed speech about whatever you want. Then they go over the time limit as I whimper softly. Then the opposing candidate will thank everyone they've ever seen and follow by attacking their opponent with accusations of being funded by terrorists who eat babies and kick fuzzy animals.



Just remember.. I'm not making a mockery of the system, it was a mockery well before I got here.

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